Splashback Arrester

Layer of toilet paper placed on top of the bog water to stop a splash soaking the arse crack from a falling turd. Guaranteed to prevent a Splashback Enema. Phrase derived from a device used in gas pipes called a Flashback Arrester to stop explosions.

Hey Stu, thanks for telling me about the Splashback Arrester, I did a hefty shit and for once I didn't get a jet of cold pissy bog water shoot up my arsehole.
No problem dude, glad I could help!

by CountLippe February 12, 2021

Splace

noun

1. Portmanteau of space and, place.

"I really like our splace."

by Madame Olympia March 28, 2021

splashgnf

he is actually georgenotfound (real!!)

hey have u heard about splashgnf? isnt that the real george not found??

by jeffb06 July 8, 2021

Splat-by

When someone disrespects you on the road, so you cum in a napkin and throw it at their windshield.

He cut me off so I gave him a splat-by.

by JellySplat October 28, 2021

splashwiz

someone that knows how to dress super drippy

troop lord a splashwiz he always drippping i need some lessons from him

by kinghiefex November 22, 2021

splattbidnezz

1. Group of splatties and splatts socializing
2. An understood agreement

3. Clothing Brand

“Im going to buy a SPLATTBIDNEZZ T-shirt”
Quez ~ “Don’t forget to pull up later foo” , “I got you gang, whole lotta SPLATTBIDNEZZ” said JD👎🏾

by JDINHERE November 24, 2021

Splaffing

The act of laughing in spanish.

Derived from 'Spanish' and 'laughing'.

"Dude that joke is so funny ajajajajajah"
"Omg you are so splaffing at my joke!"

by Strawbebber December 8, 2021