Shawn Syndrome

A mental trauma which causes a girl to become lesbian after you confesses your feelings to her

"I'm afraid your daughter has been diagnosed with Shawn Syndrome. It's incurable but you can sue the guy that caused it"

by El Pablo the Pedo May 15, 2022

Shawn Wheelock

Someone who makes fun of you

Some person oh heyy

Shawn Wheelock Oh my od you’re so retarded

by Boogereater69 May 23, 2022

shawnik

An absolute social reject. Him and his queer boyfriend ashweiner cannot get enough of each other and will not stop sucking each others dicks. They often go for the same females, yet styl remain friends with them.

"Did you hear how that guy was rejected by that girl, real shawnik behaviour"

by exetomorph May 25, 2022

Shawne

Your husband's much younger "work wife" who seduces him by stroking his ego with constant flattery and dressing a little "extra" every day.

Co-worker: Did you help Shawne finish that big project today?

Husband: It was my pleasure - she called me her "life saver" and I felt like a real hero!

by anonymous June 1, 2022

Shawnism

n; Shawnisms (Plural); completely random sayings that may or may not have anything to do with the discussion at that point in time.

Dude, that was so funny, when we were talking about what we had for lunch, and Suzie just blurted out, "I like the large pretzels!"

I know, right, that was a perfect Shawnism.

by City Couple June 21, 2022

Shawn Mendes

The most perfect person alive, he’s an amazing person the deserves the world and has amazing vocals & songs I would recommend listening to ‘higher’ or ‘mercy’ if you’ve never listened to him before

Shawn Mendes is actually amazing

by Gayperson June 24, 2022

shawn

the boy i love most. i wouldn’t be where i am without you. ❤️. your forever gonna be in my heart my love.

“how does shawn make you feel?” , he makes me feel like the only girl in the world.

by iluvu444life. June 30, 2022