shot

A chance; opportunity.

Gotta blow yo shot!

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

shooting your shot

Sliding in the DM's, trying to signal that you want tk hook up.

She rated me a ten and used heart emojis, so I asked, "Are you shooting your shot?"

by KinkyVill November 20, 2016

ABC Shot

A deadly combination of Absinthe, Bacardi 151 and Chartreuse causing intoxication and loss of will power very quickly.

if you want to get drunk quick, have an ABC shot

by Richo13 January 17, 2010

shot in the face with a shit-pistol

Extreme ugliness. Maybe be from acne or acne scars, or just plain old hard livin'.

You took home a chick last night that looks like she was shot in the face with a shit-pistol!

by AMARZ November 8, 2006

shoot my children

To masturbate (you 'shoot' your semen (potential children) when you ejaculate).

Dude1:After seeing Audrey Tautou's nude scene, I feel like shooting my children.
Dude2:You sick bastard.
Dude1:I meant whackin' it.
Dude2:You sick bastard.

by Jimmy Pop March 4, 2005

Shooting Downrange

When you are having intercourse with a woman, and she is lying on the floor with her legs over her head. Shooting downrange is when you finish, you pull out and finish in that position, holding your junk down and "shooting downrange".

I totally shot downrange when I came on your mom.

Shooting downrange is the best thing ever, because you have the ability to land it on any target zone.

by GrossGeorge December 20, 2008

Shooting The Poodle

Shooting The Poodle is a Yorkshire slang term for the female period.
The term is a metaphor comparing the absorption of period blood into the tampon with the absorption of blood into a poodles white fur as if the dog had been shot.

Kirsty's bad mood and quick temper was clearly a symptom of her poodle shooting!

Jess was late to work because she had sex while shooting the poodle, it was a messy affair.

by poodleshooter January 10, 2009