The Short Sleeve Hustle 

Someone who runs from indoor location to indoor location due to the fact they're wearing a t-shirt in sub-zero weather.

This is a Canadian phenomenon that tends to occur in spring and fall. Due to uncertainty of the weather and the fact most Canadians like to act immune to cold, The Short Sleeve Hustle is often witnessed.

"Tom is such a dumbass. He didn't even bring a coat."

"Yeah, looks like he'll be doing the short sleeve hustle."

The Short Sleeve Hustle by Mr.Dustin November 3, 2009

Open-Short

A phantom troubleshooting term used by incompetent electricians to describe symptoms they don't undertstand.

Despite the switch being off, the open-short caused a huge buildup of current which popped the circuit breaker and caused an overload in the battery buss.

Open-Short by Sambonater21 April 27, 2010

coming up short 

What it's called when a man has sex with a short woman

Rob: Dude where were you last night?
Dave: Sorry man ... I was busy coming up short
Rob: You did Marissa?! isn't she only like 4'11"?
Dave: 4'10" actually.

coming up short by robbitthehobbit July 15, 2009

One Donut Short of a Dozen 

Some one who is one donut short of a dozen is basically missing a key element to their brains. A.K.A., they are stupid.
One egg short of a dozen works too, but that sounds nasty.

P1: Look at Anna- ew, why is she hugging that cardboard cutout?
P2: Oh, she's one donut short of a dozen. She thinks that's her boyfriend.

One Donut Short of a Dozen by leigh_12 November 27, 2011

Took Short 

The sudden urge to poop when you weren't expecting it. Usually when you have just set of on a car journey.

I was on my way to the Mall when I was Took Short, so I had to return home a.s.a.p to take a dump.

Took Short by lifo May 7, 2011

stupid short people 

Children

The stupid short people have come back for us!!!

stupid short people by WHYTHOBRO October 25, 2017

National Bully Short People Day 

On November 3rd, the day after National Bully Tall People Day, the Tall People are allowed to get revenge. Tall people can bully any of their friends that are shorter than them, with no repercussions, but only on November 3rd.

Jacob bullied me yesterday, now it’s my turn to bully him since it’s National Bully Short People Day!

National Bully Short People Day by BigDongDaddy November 2, 2020