Scooter

Devrived from "boot scooter."

A 'Scooter' is somebody who wears thick tan jackets, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, ...... yet does not work on a farm or ranch. They often sport a male camel toe and chew copenhaagen.

A common stereotype in small town high schools.

Person 1: Did you see those Scooters at taco night? They were drinking a coors on their tail gate and blairing Sweet Home Alabama

Person 2: Yup, they are Scooters alright

by Lease42 October 25, 2010

shoot the deputy

Ejaculating onto your (or someone else's) feces.

"I was having a wank on the shitter, i got up, turned around to shoot the deputy, and your mom walked in!"

by Boogas January 15, 2008

The Scoot

Usually happens on the first date and when one party (usually the female) decides that things are not going to their liking and they fabricate a reason to get out of there as fast as they can. In older times, the party might suddenly remember an appointment or meeting that they had to be at in five minutes. Nowadays, the party usually excuse theirself to the bathroom and emerge "talking" on their cell phone, making a claim such as their best friend or close relative was suddenly involved in a terrible accident and they need to leave.

I went out with Karen the other night and the bitch gave me The Scoot.

by johnboy9 November 9, 2006

scootch

An especially wet, potent fart that occurs when the fart travels past a stuck log of shit on the way out.

Dude, you need to check your pants after that scootch

by Magius December 18, 2003

Scooter

a form of two wheeled transport that sounds like a hair dryer, and gets about the same top speed, some have nice body kits though

by peet October 19, 2003

scoot

a one-hundred dollar bill

"I used two scoots and a five to buy those shoes."

by dnell November 21, 2006

shoot me please

When a face palm does not cut it.

Voting for obama was so fucking stupid shoot me please.

by datguywhodidntvoteforobama November 18, 2013