Second-Hand Drunkness

a state of intoxication where the said "drunk" person did not have a sip of alcohol but seems to be in an intoxicated state. Mostly prevalent in the Irish or Celtic people because of their inherited ability to absorb alcohol from the air, with a high enough concentration.

At the wedding, young Patrick and Bridget seemed to be drunk even though they could not possibly be. Aunt Eileen nudged her husband and said "must be the second-hand drunkness."

by Bridget Boyle October 14, 2007

seasoned bush pilot

statement refers to an older lesbian

Look at the two gals holding hands. Boy, I bet they are a couple of seasoned bush pilots.

by KIrby Miller November 23, 2007

Secondhand Munchies

Also known as Environmental Food Munch, or Passive Munch. When non-munchers are exposed to secondhand munchies it is called "involuntary munching" or "passive munching." Non-munchers who inhale secondhand munchies take in Funyions and other tasty snacks just like munchers do. The more secondhand munchies you are exposed to, the higher the level of these harmful chemicals in your body.

"Dude, why'd I eat that entire pizza? I didn't even smoke."
"Secondhand munchies, dude."

by Mr. Hand-Munchie January 20, 2009

Second wife energy

You know it when you see one. She has no problem going after a married man and has many of the following: A kardashian sounding voice, Botox, lip injections, often blonde hair, expensive workout gear, fake tits, overconfidence and a readiness to swoop in when things are rocky

Oof- did you see that girl ‘hiking’ with a full face of makeup and her hair done in her pink sports bra and breast implants? MAJOR SWE—second wife energy

by QuailRN July 13, 2022

ohno second

The split second between hitting the "send" button on the computer to send an email, and realizing that there is a serious problem with the email (such as using "reply all" instead of reply to sender, especially for an inflammatory email, or seeing a nasty grammatical mistake after the send button has been hit.

I realized in that ohno second that my nasty reply to the corporate email also went to the president and all VPs.

by Paul White November 20, 2007

Considerable second

1. an unnecessarily long moment or instant;

2. when the sixtieth part of a minute of time takes upon itself the characteristics of an extended pause appearing to last much longer than its given unit of time;

3. a noticeable hesitation, awkward pause or uncomfortable lag in conversation.

Greg: Hey baby, I missed you. How's my sugar doin?

(akward pause)

Mary: I slept with your brother.

Greg: Well after that considerable second, is there anything else you want to tell me?

by newyears81 March 24, 2009

DVD season

It's a well known fact that all the good movies go into the cinemas at the same time. The periods between these are DVD seasons, when instead of going to the movies you just rent the movies from the last good period and watch them at home with a pizza.

Damn, there's nothing on but chick flicks. All the sci fi movies are off the circuit. It must be another DVD season.

by George McBob May 17, 2009