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schmelpi

A schmelpi is a is a cat that has a big torso, but tiny little stupid looking legs

Person 1: DUDE LOOK AT THAT SCHMELPI!

Stupid Schmelpi Cat: meow

by schmelpilord October 1, 2022

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Schmetzer

Dennis took out his schmetzer and waved it around the shop like a victory flag

by Yimmythefitz October 24, 2022

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Related Words

schmegma • schmele • schmee • Schmeat • Schmexy • schmeckle • schmeal • schmear • Schmedium • Schmeeb

Schmeesh

Schmeesh

Schmeesh… schmeesh schmeesh.

by Pseudonym Numero Uno October 29, 2022

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Schmeak

To be a disciple of Christ

Hello I’m a schmeak of God

A group of sigma males who follow God

by Marty_bluud December 7, 2022

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Schmegledwarfed

Another way of saying that someone is in the process of getting high.

"bro, I'm absolutely about to get Schmegledwarfed"
"Last night I got so schmegledwarfed"

by Garthegoop December 28, 2022

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schmeatza

A pizza with at least 3 different meats.

Damn I’m hungry I’m ordering a schmeatza from Domino’s

by Flynnius January 17, 2023

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schmeal

New Hampshire slang for vape. Used so teachers don't know what you're talking about

"Yo Chris, pass me the schmeal"

by Heck beerios January 22, 2023

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