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schmelpi

A schmelpi is a is a cat that has a big torso, but tiny little stupid looking legs
Person 1: DUDE LOOK AT THAT SCHMELPI!

Stupid Schmelpi Cat: meow
by schmelpilord October 1, 2022
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Schmetzer

Dennis took out his schmetzer and waved it around the shop like a victory flag
by Yimmythefitz October 24, 2022
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Schmeesh

Schmeesh
Schmeesh… schmeesh schmeesh.
by Pseudonym Numero Uno October 29, 2022
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Schmeak

Hello I’m a schmeak of God

A group of sigma males who follow God
by Marty_bluud December 7, 2022
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Schmegledwarfed

Another way of saying that someone is in the process of getting high.
"bro, I'm absolutely about to get Schmegledwarfed"
"Last night I got so schmegledwarfed"
by Garthegoop December 28, 2022
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schmeatza

A pizza with at least 3 different meats.
Damn I’m hungry I’m ordering a schmeatza from Domino’s
by Flynnius January 17, 2023
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schmeal

New Hampshire slang for vape. Used so teachers don't know what you're talking about
"Yo Chris, pass me the schmeal"
by Heck beerios January 22, 2023
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