Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"
Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"
Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"
Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"
Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"
by Billisan October 20, 2008
Get the Pumphandle mug.Watching a progressively horrific sinkhole of cloth disappearing between the cheeks, I landed on the term puckerpants.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017
Get the puckerpants mug.A metaphone describing the act of falsifying a hate crime against one self for the sake of publicity, personal, and/or financial gain.
Named after actor Jussie Smollett, who was was charged with falsifying a hate crime against himself.
Named after actor Jussie Smollett, who was was charged with falsifying a hate crime against himself.
by V-Star February 22, 2019
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Dude 1: "Dude, ever since you played that song Dynamite in the car, I've been super into BTS and Girl's Generation."
Dude 2: "I put you on kpop!"
Dude 1: "Ever since I saw you do it, I really like toasting my bread separately when reheating my leftover sandwich. I do it all the time now, it tastes so much better."
Dude 2: "I put you on that!"
Dude 2: "I put you on kpop!"
Dude 1: "Ever since I saw you do it, I really like toasting my bread separately when reheating my leftover sandwich. I do it all the time now, it tastes so much better."
Dude 2: "I put you on that!"
by ghart717 December 15, 2021
Get the put you on mug.The kind of woman who is so wild in bed she might happily do the kinkiest thing your twisted little mind could conjure up and she would really get off on the raw sexual energy from such an act --- but...she could also wake up 3 hours later and go Lorena Bobbit on your ass and lop your dick off with a Ginsu carving knife, tossing your pathetic little wee wee in the huge pond out back to feed the snapping turtles---all because you forgot to put the cap back on the tube of toothpaste. Bipolar pussy is absolute THE BEST sex one could ever have but one has to keep in mind that the crazy IS going to come out eventually so be ready to lose anything and possibly everything. Think Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction.
SCENE: KITCHEN, A NAKED MAN HAS A NAKED WOMAN BENT OVER THE OPEN DOOR OF HIS STOVE, HER HEAD IS IN THE OVEN AND HE IS FUCKING HER ASS WITH THE HANDLE OF A MEDIUM SAUCEPAN. SHE IS SCREAMING IN ECSTASY.
RITA: Yes, yes! Use the extra large cast iron skillet handle!
As the man hurries to grab the skillet, the CAMERA BACKS OUT OF THE ROOM INTO THE FRONT ROOM WHERE RITA'S CLOTHES ARE STREWN ABOUT IN THE ORDER SHE TOOK THEM OFF FROM THE TIME SHE ENTERED THE FRONT DOOR.
ANNOUNCER: Bill thought he had hooked up with a dream woman; one who just gave him the best night of sex he'd ever had...
AND AS THE CAMERA BACKS OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR...
ANNOUNCER: ...but he would soon find out...
CAMERA BACKS OUT OF THE HOUSE AND SHOWS BILL'S FRONT LAWN:
Tire tracks are in circles on the front lawn and lead to a Pink Ford Ranger which has the mailbox lodged in it's grill. A Blue Chevy Silverado is parked neatly in the driveway but has "SHE LOVES ME" keyed in the side of the nice paint. And a dog is hanging by its neck from a garden hose which is strung from a short vertical flagpole to the right of the front door.
ANNOUNCER: ...he had hooked up with...Bipolar Pussy!
RITA: Yes, yes! Use the extra large cast iron skillet handle!
As the man hurries to grab the skillet, the CAMERA BACKS OUT OF THE ROOM INTO THE FRONT ROOM WHERE RITA'S CLOTHES ARE STREWN ABOUT IN THE ORDER SHE TOOK THEM OFF FROM THE TIME SHE ENTERED THE FRONT DOOR.
ANNOUNCER: Bill thought he had hooked up with a dream woman; one who just gave him the best night of sex he'd ever had...
AND AS THE CAMERA BACKS OUT OF THE FRONT DOOR...
ANNOUNCER: ...but he would soon find out...
CAMERA BACKS OUT OF THE HOUSE AND SHOWS BILL'S FRONT LAWN:
Tire tracks are in circles on the front lawn and lead to a Pink Ford Ranger which has the mailbox lodged in it's grill. A Blue Chevy Silverado is parked neatly in the driveway but has "SHE LOVES ME" keyed in the side of the nice paint. And a dog is hanging by its neck from a garden hose which is strung from a short vertical flagpole to the right of the front door.
ANNOUNCER: ...he had hooked up with...Bipolar Pussy!
by theinstigator October 1, 2016
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*passes out* *wakes up* "It's The Fucking Purp"
EXAMPLE 2
GUY1:"Dude why can't I feel my legs"
GUY2:"its the fucking purp"
EXAMPLE 3
im really high as I type this, because ITS THE FUCKING PURP
*passes out* *wakes up* "It's The Fucking Purp"
EXAMPLE 2
GUY1:"Dude why can't I feel my legs"
GUY2:"its the fucking purp"
EXAMPLE 3
im really high as I type this, because ITS THE FUCKING PURP
by FloydHamilton April 16, 2014
Get the It's The Fucking Purp mug.Yorkshire Pudding, also known as batter pudding, is a dish that originated in Yorkshire, England. It is made from batter and usually served with roast meat and gravy. Moreover, this meal is served traditionally on special occasions such as Christmas served with standing rib roast.
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