by TheManWithAPlan September 15, 2013
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by IHaveAbortedDreams August 5, 2020
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The act of delaying an action prior to actually delaying an action. It's the ultimate in procrastination....really being lazy and unfocused and NOT wanting to start whatever it is that you need to do.
I really did NOT want to do the term paper for my history class. I did not think about it, did not talk about it, did NOTHING about it. It was a total act of precrastination!! Then after I remembered that I needed to to the paper, I went to the movies, played ball and further procrastinated. I eventually handed in the paper late.
by annieoakley March 1, 2010
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Dude 1: After my jog, I tried to wank but I ended up procasterbating
by Ragga man October 16, 2010
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by andyg19 October 16, 2007
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"Did you do your homework?"
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"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."
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"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."
by Hackermeyer April 4, 2009
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