poon

To get one's ass kicked in a Game.
Also known as Power Owned.

Oh man this lizzy just pooned me!
Dude i sooo pooned you!

by Tarawen May 13, 2005

poon slang

A set of jargon invented by my friends and myself involving the word poon plus another word.

Poon slang was invented after a friend and I called a harpoon a poon for short. I found poon to be a very funny word and we have been making poon slang ever since

The poon slang clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.

by Col. Pooner T. Corntooth February 21, 2005

Poon

An insult refering to one's physical strength or body size.

Liz is a poon.(If Liz is very skinny).

by G Money May 15, 2003

poon

what you do to a noob

dude you got pooned like a little moob

by mikey mike mo August 21, 2008

poon-ee

A Poon-ee poonee, is a person who is the recepient of a planned piece of Poon sex. Often rather attractive females, (but in the case of a friend of mine, sixty-four year old men with chronic skin disorders), Poon-ees are merely targets for horny people who think they are cool. Like me.

"Dude, I need some Poon, real bad."
"Have you chosen a Poon-ee yet?"
"Yeah but his wheelchair is getting fixed and you know how I like to ride those."

by Chastity Argyle March 29, 2008

Poon Diving

Noun: Going scoping for girls to do.

I went poon diving with my friend Jamal.

by andersonj December 15, 2008

Poon

Noun

Plural- Poons

1. unique kinds of people who are not ordinary. These kind of people would either lament about their six-pack all day long ,or they would dance Gangnam Style with no apparent reasons.
2. a slang term that is use to call people who dance Gangnam Style with no apparent reasons ,or lament about their six-pack all day long.

My friend named Poon is a Poon! He have a very big six-pack!

by Handsome Poon March 28, 2015