penny polite

One who apologizes profusely for something that they really are not sorry for but to give the illusion of feeling remorse.

Guy 1 says: "I'm so sorry for stepping on your cat."
Guy 2 says: " No, you're not you're just being 'penny polite'!"

by Sarcastic_Sydney January 5, 2005

insurance policy

A person below a 7 who you make a connection with early in the night who you know for sure is into you. If you don't end up with anything better at the end of the night you fall back on your insurance policy. Never get caught referring to somebody as an insurance policy.

I'm just going to take the insurance policy.

by Urinestain May 31, 2017

open-pussy-policy

The tendency of European women to let almost anyone's penis enter their vagina.

Fashionista #1: Honestly, I think he would take whatever comes his way. He just wants to get laid.
Fashionista #2: And what? She's easy?
Fashionista #1: You know those European girls. She has an open-pussy-policy.

by shelledincombates May 15, 2009

po'lice

slightly ghettoized term for law enforcement

Stash the dime bag dawg da po'lice rollin up!

by Kyle in Jax October 6, 2010

Rubber Policeman

a rubber item used to lubricate the hole

Amhad Rice had to lubricate the hole with the Rubber Policeman after we made fun of him for it

by Block 6 Chemistry September 20, 2010

Policy

A sad husk of debate. Once consisting of eloquent remarks and compelling speeches, it has turned into a glorified research session in which kids present their months of research on how pretty much anything the other side does will lead to nuclear war in a span of eight minutes. While many policy debaters boast about their ability to speak at speeds unimaginable to the average person, this may be considered a sign of denial; after all, if speaking so no one can understand you is the only element of debate you have, it's not much of debate, is it?

Tim: Hey Jim, did you see that policy round?

Jim: Yeah, what the fuck were they talking about?

Tim: All I could understand was that helping stop global warming leads to nuclear war. They were talking so quickly.

Jim: Yeah, no one wants to hear that shit.

by SchnerptyFlerp June 20, 2014

tickets to policeman's ball

Defination:

To pay off a cop. a bribe, A "Shakedown",
.a solicatation for a payoff by an official, agent, officer, pretend or real. c.t.

ex: "Theres a $500.OO fine for That!",
"Or, you could buy a coupl'a -tickets to Policeman's Ball" , "50 bucks each, 2-3 should do"
( No, there was no 'Real' Ball/Dance). c.t

by duckluva1 June 24, 2017