he need some milk

When he looking thirsty and wanna get a girl knocked up, so he can drink her milk.

he looking like he need some milk.

by justhereforsomelearning November 4, 2016

Do we really need to answer that?

No! You should know that we've missed you! :)

Laura: "Have you missed me?"

(Of course we have)

by PC 5117 December 18, 2004

Thread the Needle

When a penis is inserted into the penis hole of another person.

Nilano: yo black man, can i stick my skrawny wiener into your large cock?

Black man: Oh sure Nilano, I have always secretly wanted you to attmept to thread the needle on me.

by Nilano April 14, 2008

Trump needs to eat a peach

It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.

The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah

The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.

by Some1 @ the internet December 20, 2019

"all they need now is mud!

A comment made whe one refers to others that are fighting. Usually said by one male to another, dreamily as they mentally picture the scene,of the fighting pair.

Mick: Here Jimmy, did you know Kate and Sandra were fighting?
Jimmy: Yeah, all they needed was mud...!

by Lean something new every day> May 13, 2005

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007

Dirty Pine Needles

When A Alien Is So Skinny She Looks Like A (Pine Needle)and she is as slutty as Paris Hilton!

OMG Aliens Landed on Earth And some Of Them are Dirty Pine Needles

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008