Margaritaville

A horny bitch who thrives on crisis and won't listen to reason.
DBC
meth lab
fresh batteries

Tell that sumbitch to eff off, Margaritaville, and think about your children.

by traditional December 15, 2003

Morgan

The term used to describe a roommate who's odor has a striking resemblance of a penis. People like this are often seen on their laptops watching either porn or pirated copies of the Twilight movies. It is well documented that the "Morgans" of the world have absolutely deplorable taste in music and lack the necessary hand-eye coordination to operate a Nerf gun.

"Dude, my roommate is a total Morgan!"

penis vagoo skank face

by Mechinn February 3, 2010

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.

1. Another term for paying a prostitute
2. An abnoxious person
3. A title of book by Judy Blume

1. "Dude! I forgot my wallet at home and I can't Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. Can you lend me some cash?"
2. "Lesley is such an Are you there God? It's me, Margaret."
3. "'Are you there God? It's me, Margaret' is one of the worst books I've ever read."

by Shaweena January 18, 2009

Captain Morgan

While on her period, a woman opens up the vagina lips and rides her partner's mouth to orgasm. To do a full Captain Morgan, she must also swipe the vagina lips vertically down her partner's chin to resemble the goatee beard. Then when done, she stands up and puts one foot on his chest, declaring conquer and emulating Captain Morgan.

She can also Baba Booey the person before declaring conquer.

He said he didn't mind that I was on my period and that he was dying to eat me out. So I Captain Morgan'd him and added a Baba Booey for good measure.

by WeezieCletusBBH May 2, 2009

Morgan Freeman

The god that everyone loves. Makes great things better. Handles problems with his voice. Such a hero, he played batman... BATMAN!!! Dark Knight to be exact. Can shoot lasers out his eyes like Superman and fingertips like a true god.

Girl 1: omg my boyfriend is the most amazing person in the world
Girl 2: is he Morgan Freeman
Girl 1: No
Girl 2: Then this conversation is over

by corvokenway December 6, 2015

Morgan Freeman

A sexual position in which a man straddles a woman in the scissor position, defacates into her vagina and subsequently allows her to excrete the fecal matter back into his mouth while masturbating vigurously.

After dinner, Tom and Sally gave each other a Hot Carl. Then they did the Morgan Freeman and topped it off with a Dirty Sanchez from Tom to Sally.

by Morgfree1 January 24, 2010

Morgan Perrie

One of the most gorgeous girls you will ever meet. So loyal and an amazing friend. Someone who you're so lucky just to know, let alone be friends with.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GORGEOUS
xxxxxxx

Yeah duh she's a Morgan Perrie

by ashpashpoopoo June 30, 2011