Minecraft

A true way to separate the sane people from the psychopathic 7-year-olds.

Person 1: *exists*
Little Kid: STFU I'M PLAYING *distorted* MINECRAFT
Person 2: This comment will get lots of dislikes from 8-year-olds that don't belong here.
Person 1: Yes, yes it will.

by PonyTardRepellence July 2, 2018

minecrap

Name of video game very funny in first but no funny later because boring and nothing to doe

i dont want play minecrap because it is boring

minecrap is not my favorite game

by BobbyBralla May 5, 2021

playing cricket down a mine

to be out of ones depth in any situation.

as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.

by listypoos September 30, 2004

fortnite bad minecraft good

a bunch of band kid skinny white 15-17 year old reddit fags convincing people that they hate Minecraft to death
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dont ever talk to people who say this bullshit they're triggered over nonsense.

redditor: fortnite bad minecraft good
me: dont make jokes ever in ur life

by Lolorator360 November 20, 2021

mine

when something is yours, or a pit or a colliery for mining coal n gold n iron n stuff out the ground, they call miners or anyone from a mining village "the pitmen",

jimmy: aye up ol pal, that mine, keep yer'ands off it!!
john the theif: it warr me

jimmy: I wish they'd reopen the mines, then everybody would have a job
johnny: arr I know, lorrove unemployment since they shut em!!

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

No Minecraft March

A month in which you cannot play the game Minecraft. People who play Minecraft during this time period will experience a loss of virginity, and they will become a hoe or a thot in a matter of minutes.

"I am very sorry, you cannot play Minecraft because it's No Minecraft March."

by Overstar_YT February 19, 2019

oh mine

A broken English (Engrish) exclamation, normally spoken when the user is sexually charged for young boys; the exclamation of a pedophile

Ronny: "So I was banging her so hard when I just seized up. I monetted when I wanted to spunk all over her."

Bob: "lol. Oh mine, Ronny. We should totally get that spunk out of you."

by JurassicGriffin April 19, 2010