Heinz Minecraft

Guy who likes to play minecraft, who loves minecraft, who will kill his entire family for minecraft, he also farts and is incredibly funny, he hates jews and black people, he loves Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. Unfortunately, he is Polish

,,Did you seriously just shit in the sink? You are really a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Babe please, you are playing that square game for 2 months now, please stop it and talk to me so we can fix this marriage! You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

by penizeman June 20, 2022

Heinz Minecraft

Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.

He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING

,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''

by penizeman June 20, 2022

Minecraft

A very wholesome video game which provides a good community, and is approved by your parents.

Mom: Richard, time for supper!
Richard: Oh, I'm playing Minecraft.
Mom: I suppose I'll let you have 10 more minutes.

by IOnlyTypeQwertys June 23, 2022

Minecrafted

Killed.

Derived from the popular phrase "in Minecraft," a term used to avoid being banned for wishing or threatening harm on another person.

Fuck that guy, I hope he gets Minecrafted.

by Kritikal July 5, 2022

Christian Minecraft Server

a place of holiness, quartz and gold farms, and way too many trolls swearing and getting banned

me on a Christian Minecraft Server: meow

no one ever: BAN! BAN! BANABAN BANNANA!

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

Minecraft

One of the most amazing games, made out of pure Childhood

Person 1: Wanna play Minecraft

Person 2: Of course, its one of my favorite games

by Hard rock >:) April 25, 2022

minecraft

a game realeseses peisecs in 2011 about usin blox to build stuff and usig nice weepons 2 destroy dragons, zombeez, skewewons, creepy pastas - wait, no - crrepers, an ova stufff . peeople who pway dis game r like epik gamrs

botted up my pc cuz i neeed need dat minecraft batto pass

by cosmicfoam April 25, 2022