Drop a load off at the post office

Take a dump

I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.

by Dcstrutter May 28, 2018

Nebraskan Bloated Load

The Nebraskan Bloated Load begins with ingesting blow fly maggots through the male urethra. The next step is to obtain an unknowing sexual partner, and inseminate them with the wriggling larvae. The objective is to mix the tingly nibbling sensations during climax.

Friend: Hey man how did the Tinder date go?
Other friend: she called the police after I gave her my Nebraskan Bloated Load.

by Ripe Wisconsin Twink May 12, 2024

Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!

You two are a couple of virgins yall know that?
Oh, blow loads Jerry!

by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024

load runner

Hero of friends reunited connections

A Superhero Extraordinnaire load runner is

by Charlie Chucklebutty May 15, 2008

load the musket

When you're engaging in anal sex with a chew/dip and. Pull out, pop it in and continue as normal.

Load the musket, a sex move. If you will.

by Yoté June 18, 2020

Loading the Toad

Another word for Masturbating

I was Loading the Toad in there!

by BillyJimJoe October 31, 2023

Lager Load

The crown jewel of trailer park romance: shotgun a cheap lager in the shower while gettin’ your pole polished, then bust like a busted transmission and douse her dome in leftover brew like she just won a demolition derby. Best served warm, with flip-flops on.

Casey surprised his girl with a lager load while in the shower.

by B-ready May 2, 2025