John Clarke is a grey-haired boy that is NOT a source to be reckoned with. He is the last air bender; also known as an Avatar. His bedtime is 8:00 P.m. Has a scar in the back of his sexy hair.
by atahl14 February 25, 2019
Get the John Clarkemug. 
by Everyday I’m Zufflling December 12, 2018
Get the John Lovingmug. n. a loud urinator, usually a small-dicked guy who thinks that pissing loudly will give others in the men's restroom the impression that he has a huge cock.
Did you hear John Hose in the restroom trying to sound hung? He totally could've quietly pissed off of the porcelain but he went for the deep water instead. What a load.
by Harry Diction August 30, 2006
Get the John Hosemug. First guitar player for the band danzig. Fused blues and metal together nicely. Uses pinch harmonics quite a bit. Known for his guitar "the bitch" (bc rich bich).
by Cliff Clifford May 10, 2006
Get the john christmug. A world renown terrorist that is popular for using various attack methods such as glitter carpet bombing or whacking the shit out of people using of his umbrella of terror which he calls "The Thot Destroyer". He often sustains himself by awakening from a long slumber followed with a screech and the sudden devouring of sheets of paper or metal coins before resuming his long rest. He proclaims to be "A real nigga" and uses it as his justification for causing terror within the state of Maryland.
Person 1: Oh shit, John Brooks is back. I hope he doesn't cause any trouble today
Person 2: He's got his thot destroyer and he's coming right at us! RUN!
Person 2: He's got his thot destroyer and he's coming right at us! RUN!
by Flarebeboolin May 9, 2019
Get the John Brooksmug. by lil jon April 10, 2005
Get the jimmy johnsmug.