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Jesus Hot

The form of hotness
That is so damn hot, it can only be described as "Jesus Hot"
"Dang, Suzie, is hotter than hot now she's all grown up"
"Some might say she's, JESUS HOT,that Suzie"
by kimmy booth March 4, 2005
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filthy Jesus

When one performs anal intercourse while moaning a "hail Mary."

Afterwards the male withdraws his fecal covered penis and scrapes off a sample of the blessed shit with two fingers and smears it in the shape of a cross on the subject's forehead as a priest would.
"I stayed late after church and old Father Monroe gave me a filthy Jesus ...The stench was unbearable and it still won't wash off. Crazy enough, I haven't missed church since."
by Komodai April 25, 2006
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Jesus Cookie

A euphamism for penis. The term is used in situations where regular terms may be blocked. Not to be confused with communion wafers.
I saw Bob rubbing his Jesus Cookie. It was hot.
by dgw November 24, 2007
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Jesus Droppings

When dad mowed the lawn today, he tore up some of those Jesus Droppings we never found at the Easter egg hunt last year.
by Sageindigo March 1, 2009
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wooden jesus

Wooden Jesus is my Wooden savior.
by Wooden Jesus August 23, 2007
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emo jesus

another term for Criss Angel the best magician in the world
i love watching emo jesus on A&E every wednesday night at 10.
by squilliam November 30, 2006
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Jews for Jesus

1. An individual who follows the teachings of Jesus Christ and other guidelines for the Christian faith (i.e. religiously celebrating christmas, easter, and other Christian holidays) but still insisting that they are Jewish.
2. People that nobody takes seriously because they are morons.
Jew for Jesus: Good afternoon, I'm a member of the ever growing religious orginization "Jews for Jesus".

Jew: FUCK YOU!
by j e w May 19, 2006
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