The act of both parents grabbing a hold of their newly born, unwanted child and pulling in opposite directions until the baby comes apart. The goal of this is to see who gets the bigger half, much like breaking a wishbone.
The winner is said to have peace and prosperity for their entire life.
The winner is said to have peace and prosperity for their entire life.
"Man I can't believe she got knocked up again. We need to have a game of tug-a-baby when this bastard is born."
"I have been having bad luck lately, I need to have a kid so I can play tug-a-baby and win. Then I'll be lucky."
"I have been having bad luck lately, I need to have a kid so I can play tug-a-baby and win. Then I'll be lucky."
by Baby Hater August 5, 2008
Get the tug-a-babymug. When it came to busting a nut, Peter had always been shamed by his inability to shoot a wad with any force behind it. No matter how hard he flogged his hog, his tiny little clum baby always ended up spattering the toes of his loafers.
by Janny January 13, 2006
Get the clum babymug. A teenager or young adult who exhibits strange or disturbing behaviors as a result of taking methylphenidates as a child to treat ADD or ADHD.
Person 1: Oh my god! Why is that guy rocking back and forth? Is he retarded?
Person 2: No, that's Steve, he's just a meth baby.
Person 2: No, that's Steve, he's just a meth baby.
by SMarley March 4, 2008
Get the Meth Babymug. John: Do you want to eat at Taco Bell?
Jane: Umm no. I had it yesterday
John: Do you want to eat at Burger Kingl?
Jane: Ew no, that place is gross
John: Lets just please not eat at Subway
5 minutes later...
Jane: I want to eat at subway!
John: Are you fucking kidding me?! You are acting like such a baby bitch right now!
Jane: Umm no. I had it yesterday
John: Do you want to eat at Burger Kingl?
Jane: Ew no, that place is gross
John: Lets just please not eat at Subway
5 minutes later...
Jane: I want to eat at subway!
John: Are you fucking kidding me?! You are acting like such a baby bitch right now!
by acruelladeville September 15, 2009
Get the baby bitchmug. the mother of your illegitimate, and usually accidental, baby. Usually resulting from misplaced 'skeet' (see: sperm, ejaculation, pulling out).
A new trend or uprising fashion statement of modern 'gangstas'. More and more, baby's momma's are like the flat brimmed hat or diamond-plated teeth of todays thugs, regarded highly for the purpose of bragging rights. Baby mommas are often mistreated with the knowledge that, being tainted, she is yours for life and will never leave your side. Even after vigorous 'teaching' and respect' (see: bitch slap) she will remain there with you through thick and thin.
Those who have baby mommas are usually seen comparing both the looks and 'booty' of said mommas. Lately, even ballers, and shot callers have been joining into this trend. Phrases such as "i gotta pay my baby momma alimony," and "who's that? oh that's just my baby momma," have become increasingly popular with the younger generation.
A new trend or uprising fashion statement of modern 'gangstas'. More and more, baby's momma's are like the flat brimmed hat or diamond-plated teeth of todays thugs, regarded highly for the purpose of bragging rights. Baby mommas are often mistreated with the knowledge that, being tainted, she is yours for life and will never leave your side. Even after vigorous 'teaching' and respect' (see: bitch slap) she will remain there with you through thick and thin.
Those who have baby mommas are usually seen comparing both the looks and 'booty' of said mommas. Lately, even ballers, and shot callers have been joining into this trend. Phrases such as "i gotta pay my baby momma alimony," and "who's that? oh that's just my baby momma," have become increasingly popular with the younger generation.
1. Before a thug goes out, he makes sure he has his hat on, his chains, and his baby's momma's name tatoo on his arm.
2. I would pay child support to my baby's momma, but I would rather bang on di pipe.
3.I forgot to pull out, so i got me a baby's momma... don't tell her.. but I didn't forget
4. Ceal is my baby's momma, we had an unfortunate skeeting accident. - Mat
2. I would pay child support to my baby's momma, but I would rather bang on di pipe.
3.I forgot to pull out, so i got me a baby's momma... don't tell her.. but I didn't forget
4. Ceal is my baby's momma, we had an unfortunate skeeting accident. - Mat
by Mat and Ceal October 16, 2005
Get the baby's mommamug. My baby mama is watching our kid tonight, then after work ima get him a happy meal and pick him up from her house, take him home for the weekend.
by Rossum Oppossum May 11, 2017
Get the Baby Mamamug. A trans person who has recently cracked and is at the start start their journey. Having just emerged from the egg shell, they are extra sensitive and should be handled with care until their skin thickens. The "baby trans" period can last anywhere from 8 months to 2 years, depending on how quickly they take their first wobbly steps into todderdom.
Recently was careful not to scar the baby trans by comparing her looks with those of a cis boy.
Ricky was a baby trans, who had just woken up to his inner muscle daddy but still presented like a doughy teenager.
Ricky was a baby trans, who had just woken up to his inner muscle daddy but still presented like a doughy teenager.
by GiGi Grebes December 22, 2021
Get the baby transmug.