Any one person who has had some kind of facial altering surgery that has limited the movements of the face such as lipo, botox, etc.
by taylor March 11, 2005
When someone uses high privacy settings on Facebook so that you can't see any of their pictures unless you friend them.
Person 1: "Did you hear John got a new girlfriend?"
Person 2: "No way! I'm going to go stalk her Facebook right now."
Person 1: "You can't see anything; I've already tried."
Person 2: "What a stalk blocker."
Person 2: "No way! I'm going to go stalk her Facebook right now."
Person 1: "You can't see anything; I've already tried."
Person 2: "What a stalk blocker."
by yerika February 07, 2011
by HelloAnchorage November 11, 2009
When someone blocks you from scoring with a chick. Literally blocking your cock from going into her pussy.
I wanted to go on a trip with my friends but i had a girlfriend. It was a trip to Amsterdam and i told my girlfriend nothing was going to happen and I would be faithful. My friend, Alex Barnett, went ahead and told her I wasn't going to be faithful. She went on a break with me. " He cock blocked me"
by cool_G April 30, 2009
When you're really jamming out and someone like your parents or a teacher shuts it off unexpecctedly.
by diceccon August 03, 2009
the feeling of instant memory loss you get when your half-way through a high and you cant remember anything that happened previous to that moment.
mid conversation:
friend: haha yeah that show is pretty funny.
you: yeah lol...........(cough)what have we been doing for the last hour and a half?
friend: i dont know... damn dude that was some hardcore memory block.
friend: haha yeah that show is pretty funny.
you: yeah lol...........(cough)what have we been doing for the last hour and a half?
friend: i dont know... damn dude that was some hardcore memory block.
by Maximillius Erectus August 05, 2008
by LarryF August 25, 2006