An emergency bowel movement. Usually occuring in a location without adequate toilet facilities. Often after consuming greasy, spicy Mexican food. May result in soiled undergarments
Yikes, I finished off that greasy carnitas burrito and had a hurry call at CompUSA! I shit myself and had to leave my underdrawers behind!
by Jackel in El Centro September 20, 2008
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2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.
2) Something that people criticise for flaws despite them being one themselves to make themselves feel superior to others.
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Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.
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Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.
Alien 1: What is that over there?
Alien 2: That's a human.
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Person 1: Humans are extremely stupid.
Person 2: You are one of us, and it's not like you are doing anything productive to improve the human race.
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Masturbating into a blowing fan, thus sending the particles astray across the room. Preferably into someone's face.
WARNING: This can happen on accident while masturbating with a fan on. In this case, one should take extreme caution when cleaning the after effects of the snowy hurricane.
WARNING: This can happen on accident while masturbating with a fan on. In this case, one should take extreme caution when cleaning the after effects of the snowy hurricane.
by Hank Jasonis February 13, 2010
Get the Snowy Hurricane mug.A charge given by a police officer, not meant to stick but to give a corner boy or known criminal a hard time. Or humble/ quiet thier wrong doings.
Eg. Q: ay i heard the jump outs rolled up on u yesterday?
A: yea i was out that night they just hit me wit a humble
A: yea i was out that night they just hit me wit a humble
by bodymore bro October 10, 2013
Get the a humble mug.The idea that once something has been achieved or captured, one loses interest in it. Chasing after it was more satisfying than actually having it.
Reporter: Tom, why have you remarried so very often?
Tom Cruise: I tend to lose interest after several years of marriage. A younger woman always catches my eye.
Reporter: Ah, so it's all about the thrill of the hunt for you.
Tom Cruise: I tend to lose interest after several years of marriage. A younger woman always catches my eye.
Reporter: Ah, so it's all about the thrill of the hunt for you.
by Prof Khaos February 18, 2011
Get the Thrill of the hunt mug.money paid to someone to buy their silence, to prevent them from revealing or making public something secret one does not wish to come out;
or just putting it straight and plain: money paid to someone for keeping their mouth shut, a bribe for somebody's silence.
or just putting it straight and plain: money paid to someone for keeping their mouth shut, a bribe for somebody's silence.
She's been given enough hush money to keep her mouth shut till the end of the world and even a day longer, at least that's what she said. But you know women and alcohol - a dangerous combination of the two: at Peter's party last week she had had a drink or two too much and she let the cat out of the bag.
by Aleph July 30, 2008
Get the hush money mug.If a company is a house, then Human Resources is the septic tank; all the shit goes there. Human Resources, better known as HR, is the lowest place in a corporation's hierarchy, although they make themselves important by gaining the ability to control who works and who doesn't. To be a success in HR one must lose all trace of humanity and become a robot (becoming a whore is also advisable.) To paraphrase Willie Nelson,"mommas, dont let your babies grow up to be HR drones, don't let 'em be robots or whores or sluts, make 'em be robbers or car thieves and such....."
when i was a child, i thought like a child, but when i grew up and started working in Human Resources, i knew i had lost my soul, and to appease my new gods i fired my best friend, my girlfriend, my brother, an Iraqi war veteran with a silver star and a distinguished service cross, and the guy who saved me from drowning when i was a kid. what a good day's work!!
by earpuller December 2, 2010
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