Gardouche

The biggest douche in the world. (Gargantuous Douche)

Could you be a bigger Gardouche right now??.. Doubtful.

by Flints Angels May 13, 2018

garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.

Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.

by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018

Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?

Have you been garden gnoming lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

gardem

Protecting/protect someone that you love with all your will.

You can just GardEm because the 'em' behind is for the person that you are talking about.

by DanwithaD July 1, 2018

Garden Of Eden

Used as a request for marijuana and/or to meet one of the many "Angels" who sales it when you want to become a direct buyer.

It is also a way to express that it's something a person cherishes.

Do you know where to find the garden of Eden? I'd like to visit. Could I meet the angel?

by StarCrossed August 20, 2018

Gardening Tool

A gardening tool is a tool you use for your garden, and a person you don’t like >:(

Hi, welcome to my gardening tool store ^_^

Person 1: Look at (insert girl’s name)! She’s such a gardening tool!
Person 2: IKR?!

by Gardening_Tool October 4, 2018

Gardar

A Norwegian viking name that means «the one who protects in the war». No one f**ks with a guy whith the name Gardar, cauce he is an animal that will destroy you. But usualy he is a nice guy that is good to everyone.

«one dose not simply walk trough a Gardar»

by Skahdjf554455 October 10, 2018