frugalmiser

noun, a combination of the word frugal and miser, a person is being frugal while at the same time being a miser. Is also thought to have German dissent from the word Frügalmeiser.

Sam: why are you always such a frugalmiser when it comes to money
John(the frugalmiser): Because you never pay me back

by Goatz Man August 19, 2011

Frumpy Palmer

This is apparently a highly taboo act that is rarely spoken of. The act consists of a Donkey, a fist, a ferret, and a glass coffee table.

When she first introduced me to the "Frumpy Palmer" I was scared shitless, but after I got over the pain, we did it all night.

by HGIT August 30, 2012

Frusty

adj. An individual who looks very pissed-off or frustrated

Guy 1: Have you seen Jane today?

Guy 1: Yeah dude, she was looking really frusty

by akshbfiwubDVKSFHGVADSOUFHBQWOE October 23, 2013

frult

Frult: A hipster who is too hip for I's, so he replaces them with L's. Commonly used as an adjective to describe how hip the individual is.

Proct3r: Yo I'm too "frult" for e's, that's why I have a 3 instead of an e in my name.

by Frultcake November 6, 2013

Fruitologist

The epitome of an export who knows all about fruit anatomy, sale of fruit and can fix any problems associated with fruit. Also known as Thomas, the fruitologist works tirelessly to ensure quality supply of fruit to his customers.

I once had a problem with my crappy fruit, one visit from the fruitologist and my problems had dissapeared, plus the fruit was sold for a rock bottom price!

by Dancingqueenapples June 15, 2018

Fruboompt

When your Onii-Chan keeps looking up stuff you send him, such as schleemies.

H: I want to do it with Onii-Chan and take all his queptoxes!
C: What is a 'queptox'? I'm gonna search it up.
H: Wow, you just pulled a Fruboompt.
C: shut the fuck up

by gender reassignment surgery January 3, 2022

fruity

when someone is a little gay.

hannah just made out with Elisa and now they are acting a little fruity.

by Feetlix February 9, 2022