Flap dance

When a person has to lift the meat apron to give a sexy lap dance. Aka grinding on a fatty and having to lift the flap of fat to touch the junk.

The two lard asses at the end of the bar keep doing the flap dance to Justin Timberlake.

by Sparkle Horse kitten February 08, 2017

Fish flap

Taking ur index and middle finger and sticking them in a females cleavage and smacking each tit while making fish sounds with your mouth

That cashier is just begging for a fish flap.

by Agent4789 December 17, 2021

FISH FLAPS

Sub standard lady parts

We were about to get it on ,then I got a whiff of her fish flaps and it was all over.

by Tonyd5150 December 06, 2022

Hag flap

The loose skin on a woman's arm.

Martha caught her hag flap in the door latch.

by Moonbeam76 January 12, 2022

Tuna flapping

Female masterbation

She can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cause she’s tuna flapping.

by Kweenweis January 22, 2018

Retford Flap

A Retford flap is one in which a minimum of 5 hours is taken for a flap to be raised. It is not restricted to a specific flap or area of the body. All flaps can be considered to be Retford if there are severe delays and cancellations that affect the smooth running of operations. Often a queue will be formed as a result.

Surgeon 1: “Bro, why is this flap taking you to so long to raise?”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”

by Seratonin Bradykinin December 03, 2023

pong flap

The art of firing ping pong balls with extreme dedication and precision from a vagina into your sexual partners mouth.

Man: Pong flap me

by Legend 27 February 12, 2017