drunk ultimatum

(noun)
A demand made in a state of inebriation or non-sobriety whose compliance must be fulfilled within a set period of time or else a conditional threat will be enacted until the demand is met.

We were going to leave Royal Exchange until a shit faced Googs made a drunk ultimatum.
"I'mm nnnot l-leaving untillll I mmake out with that girl or that girl!"- Googs

by Green Balls November 22, 2010

drunk like a chola

when you start acting gangsterific while you are intoxicated

Dang Cassie be acting drunk like a chola! she kept trying to call her sexy cholo!

by SEXY NURSE DTS May 28, 2011

Drunken Thigh Slide

When a girl is wasted and tries to do a woman on top sex position but misses your penis and slides down your thigh.

Sam: "Man... My girl was wasted last night and wanted to ride cowboy. But she ended up doing a drunken thigh slide."

Bryan: "I hate it when that happens."

by Tattered Wings December 19, 2012

Drunk and click

The act of playing a point and click game while shitfaced. Originated with a group of streamers on Twitch when one of them decided to have a bit too much to drink and stream some point and click games.

"I wanna play some games"
"You're wasted, go to bed"
"Nahh, time for some drunk and click!"

by Netopirka November 3, 2013

Drunk and nasty

Drunk and nasty means “wanna come over and get drunk and freaky”

boy: wanna get drunk and nasty
girl: yea
(start making out)

by deez nutz fell October 27, 2021

Drunk 3po

The most handsome man on the internet.

Drunk 3po is sexy

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh June 3, 2022

Lobster Drunk

Lobster drunkenness is being in a state of intoxication perpetrated by someone who is attempting to sleep with the lobsteree. There are to roles here, the lobsterer (the person buying the drinks) and the lobsteree (the person who is the object of the alcoholic seduction).

"Looks like she is trying to get him Lobster Drunk tonight!"
"All you need to do is get him Lobster Drunk, and then maybe, just maybe, you might get lucky"

by Nicho December 14, 2008