Crumping

Crumping is a conjunction of the words: crusty and humping

John and Mary were found crumping in the corner.

by MaChar October 11, 2013

Crump

Circular savoury bread snack 7.5 metres in diameter. As they are too large to fit in most toasters or be eaten in one sitting, the scaled down 'crumpet' is far more popular today.

Since the divorce Christmas dinner has meant munching 2 buttered crumpets in solitude. I miss the years that me and the family would share a full sized crump.

by Sgidgwintinliser September 21, 2009

Crumping

To dance in a krump-like manner over bubble wrap while pimp slapping your Slore (Slut -Whore)

Hey yo dawg, I was crumping all over your girl last night. Pop pop.

by E-Tay March 18, 2008

crumb snatcher

what cat will do if you turn your back on her and you leave your sack on the table ie be a crumb snatcher

cat's hustle her mainstay in life being a crumb snatcher

by aden mullen May 9, 2007

crummie

:To fall in a crowded place, and cause humiliation to yourself.

"Ouch that guy just caught a crummie. Looks like he will be sleeping alone tonight."

by Aaron November 26, 2003

crumb cutlet

When you take a girl to the beach and either fuck her or recieve a blow job. Then after you are done ejaculating onto her face, you grab a handful of sand and throw it into her face. Then you proceed to run away screaming "cumb cutlet!"

That bitch was pissing me off so I gave her the crumb cutlet down at the beach and then left her there.

by rhflip85 September 24, 2008

crumpage

when a man sits down and the trouser material around his groin bunches up to make like a front wedgie

"Aww shit dude i got major crumpage going on"

by Sam Anthony Rogers May 10, 2008