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Crack one out 

To lascerate your cock while 'watching videos of/imagining/looking at photos of/in the presence of' hot sexy women.

Masturbation in laymans terms.
James: "Im going home for a wank."
Tim: "haha, james is gonna crack one out, the randy bastard, remember to clean yourself up, and your mums back, dont be rubbin the cum into her back too much again".
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Crack Whore 

A highly trained whore at the top of her profession. Much like the crack troops used for missions of high strategic importance, the crack whores are deployed by pimp daddy's only in the most desperate of circumstances.
We have some high rolling arab businessmen in town - Deploy the crack whore.
Crack Whore by lisa_urban May 18, 2008

crack cocain 

crack is a hell of a drug,bitch
crack cocain by yo mamma May 13, 2005

crack cunt 

A females inability to successfully urinate despite frequent trips to the toilet. This typically occurs after the comsumption of a large amount of drugs.

A similar phenomenom occurs in men called crack cock.
"I must have crack cunt. I sat on the toilet for ten minutes without pissing."
crack cunt by ariesjow August 24, 2005

crack finger 

The finger you scratch your ass crack with
My index finger is my crack finger
crack finger by Dubiks December 19, 2018

Crack Spot 

An ill location set aside for copious amounts of partying, syzzurp drinking, and drug use. It is often acceptable to store guns at a Crack Spot as well. Often has double function as a friend or acquaintance's apartment or duplex.
My condo is the crack spot
Crack Spot by SampsonLives October 5, 2009