craprehensive

When you have to fart but your scared you might crap your pants.

I would of given my girl a dutch oven this morning but i was feeling a little craprehensive.

by Papa-Chulo May 23, 2009

Cracker Tunnel

Like Carpal Tunnel, only clearly caused by repetive motion of that damn tiny Crackberry ball!

A: WTF man, I think I got cracker tunnel from my crackberry.

B: How do u know man?

C: Because it never hurt this much playing with my own balls!

by FB Emotional Crew September 29, 2009

craptopping

the act of using a laptop while taking a crap

Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.

by deadheadrik December 22, 2009

Cranberry Jones

A quarterback that wears crimson and cream who's home state is New Mexico. If your team is playing against him, he is the best player on your team.

When the Huskers were playing the Sooners, Oklahoma's quarterback thew 5 interceptions he was such a Cranberry Jones.

by CLS Husker February 8, 2010

Crapped Ass

When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.

"Dude you are such a crapped ass."

by Conorwonor March 14, 2010

Cracka Nipple

When the areola is the same color as the skin around it, showing nothing but the nipple

Damn!, That chick had some cracka nipples!!

by Chakaferny March 17, 2010

crapazing

Something that is both crappy and amazing at the same time.

Bob: "Hey the Lions are 0 -14 so far this year and I scored front row seats to their next home game."

Joe: "Wow that is crapazing"

by Paul DW Kersey August 2, 2010