Condom

A rubber latex thing you wear during sex so you don't get pregnant.

Son: Dad, I got my gf pregnant, what do I do, she wants to keep it.
Dad: SOn, it's time I had a talk about the value of condoms, though your face should have been one to begin with.
Son: Uh, nevermind.

Condoms are the best way to protect yourself against sexually transmitted infections (STIs) and unwanted pregnancy. Condoms are a barrier contraceptive made from latex rubber, a synthetic rubber called polyisoprene, or a very thin plastic called polyurethane.

by Slutty ass condom October 1, 2020

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Something my parents made the mistake of not using

Your parents should have used the condom

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Condom

The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.

Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.

by thatgaybitchbeckie November 16, 2020

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What your parents forgot to use

"I was born because my parents forgot to use a condom

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condom nectar

Condom nectar is what occurs when a male, following intercourse, removes the vessel of birth control off of his member and feeds it to his partner, similar to slurping up a melted freezy.

"bro, jessica took my condom nectar like a champ."
"damn chad, i wish i could find myself a girl to appreciate my condom nectar."

by villy manilly January 2, 2021

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