chufty

When one has a raging boner as they are extremely excited

I have a right chufty on, have you seen how much she is teasing me

by checksumerror September 10, 2021

Crusty cobbler

A male fallice that has so much cheese on and is dried up it could be a block of Wensleydale from Tesco.

Git up with ya crusty cobbler chor

by MattHowe 9:18 bible September 10, 2021

Crusty Dusty Busty

The act of putting semen (fresh or jarred) all over an old abandoned building.

person 1"Yo, wanna go do a Crusty Dusty Busty after this game?"
person 2 "Hell yeah!"

by penis496 September 10, 2021

crusty

a wee girl who is uuugggly sir

fuck me sir she is crusty @olivia

by green belt October 20, 2021

Crusty Rusty

When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.

We had McDonald’s then I got a fat crusty rusty from Becky last night.

by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021

chussy

Portmanteau of chest + pussy; pectus excavatum - an abnormal condition in which the breastbone sinks into the chest. Also known as a chesthole.

Shave my chussy?
Do you want to know how much hair I have on my chussy?

by anonymous October 27, 2021

chussy

Portmanteau of chest + pussy; pectus excavatum - an abnormal condition in which the breastbone sinks into the chest. Also known as a chesthole.

Shave my chussy?
Do you want to know how much hair I have on my chussy?

by anonymous October 27, 2021