bumping clocks

The act of providing incremental updates to a piece of hardware such as a smartphone, CPU or wearable device in the form of marginal spec bumps instead of releasing a revolutionary device.

Usually requires you to buy an entirely new device to get, for example, slightly more internal storage space or a marginally better CPU speed.

Usually done by hardware manufactures such as Apple, Motorola and Qualcomm.

The goal is to make as much money off of existing technology as possible before spending money to innovate.
I really hope that Merrifield and the next iteration of it are good and I hope Logan is great too because no one is competing with Qualcomm so they are literally sitting on their asses trying get another year out of bumping clocks on Krait.
by Spirit Bear March 11, 2014
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Bump on a log

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).
Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log
by Bump on a log July 26, 2022
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Pump Bumps

Dude, I took that chick home from the bar last week and now I have the pump bumps.
by DWNumber1 August 03, 2009
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Bumps on a Boat

Phrase for when you are looking for an excuse to lefel it up.

Means let's go on a boat ride in canden and consume lefels.
by Lil Shroom October 28, 2023
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Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.
Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"
by Trusted Mammal September 03, 2021
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bump dirties

Guy: You want to bump dirties?

Girl: How dare you threaten my life.
by Jerome the Black Mamba April 14, 2011
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Reno Bumps

A raised, red rash on one's genital region, either malignant or benign, symptomatic of a sexually transmitted infection that is currently unknown to medical science.

Commonly contracted after having engaged in sexual congress with a resident of--or while oneself a resident of--Reno, Nevada.
"I was in the shower this morning and I noticed that I've got these weird bumps on my dick."
"Dude! You got the Reno Bumps?"
"What's that?"
"Nobody knows. Probably from that fat chick who got you wasted and took you home the other night!"
by El Ranchero Sucio January 11, 2013
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