merrifield

gay, ass, homo

"Im going to shove it up him" said merrifield

by me12345678910111213141516171 January 9, 2014

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.

Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.

by Jack446 May 7, 2020

metrified

having or to have metrics applied to

He was metrified by metrics at work.

by VWSurfer69 May 1, 2011

merryfield

the act of taking it in the ass, spewing a loose spermy fecal on a tarp on the floor, oiling youself up, and walking through it, feeling the corn and peanuts squish between your toes.

After that I need a merryfield to take the pain away.

Walkin through a merryfield brings back memories of the war.

Eating spinach makes for a weapons grade merryfield.

by ma jones May 18, 2004

mercified

(adj) (1) to have a face with the attributes of Mercy. (2) describing the physical characteristics of a person similar to those of Mercy.

1)That chick is mercified.

2)What the hell, why are all these bitches mercified.

by Etched By Me June 17, 2007