basket job

a person so dumb you can put them in a basket and leave them there for days.

that guy was such a basket job.

by oddkin January 11, 2005

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easter basket

a cojoined effort of a group of large men who put their dino eggs into the hands of eachother and caress while slowly humming the beat of their favorite r & b joints.

john are you going to the easter basket friday at franklins house?

by yancy December 8, 2006

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Basking Ridge is a pretty awesome town the everyone is just jelous of. Everyone is mad rich and basically as soon as you get your licence its a given the you will get a car. The kids are spoiled and alot of the kids pretend to be poor to get "respect" or some shit but we all know that if you are living here and you have clothes on your back, that you are prolly rich and your just faking it so people will feel bad for you!? Anyway... everything is usually 20 mins away, NYC is soo close and everyone that lives here has probly been there. If you live her like me you no how funny it is when people come from out of state and are amazed by NYC and you laugh cuz its old news. if you live here when you go to the airport you always take a stretch limo... i know i do. Ridge High is your highschool where either your teachers care too much or not enough. Everyone is anoying except for those few you call your awesome friends. There is not one person that doesnt talk about another person. The Hills is not considered the true basking ridge cuz everyone is usually an indian or a chink but there are a few cool people. Ridge sports are pretty good except our school spirt sux. The powder puff games have become a joke and the football has too... if you tell your parents you going to the football games you are usually lieing to go somewhere else or just in the bathroom getting drunk and walking around like dumbasses saying hi to everyone that you just saw 4 hours ago at school. Anyway, other then the lack of school spirit and some really phsyco people that should be killd basking ridge is a pretty cool place to live. Clothes mean alot and our cheerleaders are ugly and have no talent. Some other nice places are the lyons mall which has turned into an unfortunant 8th grader hangout spot and bernards where all the ugly bernards kids drag themselves to after school and then stare at the glowing and rich basking ridge kids while they get their BK order. Everyone knows the Bernards theater always plays the shitiest movies and BW mall is full of blacks that we are not used to seeing cuz THERE ARE NOT BLACKS IN BASKING RIDGE...we like it like that too. Some other good things about BRIDGE is you dont feel like you are ever ganna die even tho the girls at ridge send more death threats to other girls then a KFC filled with hungry blacks. So if your transfering to our school and your not really pretty skinny or rich your not ganna be cool unless you like have pot or can get Alch cheap cuz thats all anyone cares about anyway right!?

BTW I'm born and raised in BR there is nothing i havent seen.

"I live in Basking Ridge, and only want people who can get Alch and put pics of me and my crew pretending to be drunk at my party... and yes i am a freshmen"

by Born and Raised in BR February 5, 2008

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