You're adopted

When you are beginning a roast battle and need something savage to insult his mother with. Works best on African-American males and adopted people. Does not work on people who do not care what you have to say about their family lineage, or people who do not care about their family lineage.

Daniel: Taevan's gay
Taevan: Well, you're adopted
Daniel: Not cool, we both know I am actually adopted
Taevan: Exactly, bitch.

by Mr smart man July 24, 2020

You're killing me, Smalls!

A quote directly from the film "Sandlot", usually someone will say this out of sexual frustration.

Sophie: *sends a sexy picture to Cameron*
Cameron: "Ugh! You're killing me, Smalls!"

by mcfuckkkk April 6, 2017

you're moms chest hair

The best comeback ever

He's and asshole

You're moms chest hair an asshole

by Lucy Kane December 27, 2013

you're it

When two people are having sex and the male is climaxing, the female ball tags the male and says, "you're it".

Johnny was humping Jenny and knew he was about to cum. He made it known. All of a sudden, he felt a wave of nausea. Jenny said, "you're it".

by shivangarth January 22, 2005

"oh you retard!"

what is said to a friend or collegue when they do something stupid that makes you laugh. Or as a way to show your dissapointment.

eg1:
man1: (slips on the wet floor in the mens and grabs the urinal)
man2: "oh you retard!" (laughs towards/with man1)

eg:2
Man1:(just got the team killed)
Man2:"oh you retard" (face in hands distraught)

by liam mogford October 21, 2007

You're love cabbage!

you just don't understand it's a Jersey Thing! derrogatory

oh you're white trash, "you're love cabbage!"

from the episode of south park where New Jersey was taking over the whole U.S.A.

by shaggyluv October 21, 2010

you're burnt

you're an idiot; you're dumb; you're a burn-out; you're a reject

"You're suspending me for skipping class? You're burnt, man."

by TLRwriter February 19, 2017