woken wisdom

Woken wisdom is the illusion that one is intelligent. Someone who speaks as If they know what they are talking about

Ahh I posess woken wisdom . Matt hardy

by Agentco January 2, 2019

Wokens

Imaginary tokens you get for being woke in public. You can't exchange them for anything, but getting them gives some sense of meaning to your life that is otherwise devoid of any value.

Samantha: OMG the other day I saw this white woman telling a girl not to speak Spanish in Starbucks. It was heart breaking. I had to intervene and set the woman straight and the latinx girl thanked me. Cant believe this is still happening in 2019.
Karen: Omg that was so inspiring. Did I tell you I found out my family used to own slaves? I was devastated.
Bob: both of you are some lying ass bitches making shit up for some wokens.

by prof poo July 18, 2019

Wokearazzi

Independent on line trolls who attack and belittle high profile individuals under the guise of social awareness and justice.

The wokearazzi lost no time dressing down the Senator from Texas regarding his vote on immigration.

by Johnny Donut January 22, 2020

wokewomble

A cockwomble who is young and libtarded and painfully woke.

The ignorant wokewombles at the National Maritime Museum want to 'reframe' the history of Admiral Lord Nelson.

by l1ngo October 11, 2020

Wokeum

Wokeum is a portmanteau of the words "woke" and "bunkum."

Woke is a political term originating in the United States referring to a perceived awareness of issues concerning social justice. It has mutated from its original meaning into "political correctness on steroids."

Bunkum is an archaic noun meaning nonsense, balderdash, flapdoodle, claptrap and gibberish.

"Hey, man, did hear about Skylar's protest at the weekend?"
"Oh shit, what is she protesting about now?"
"Something about non-binary trans trashcans having human rights or something."
"Well crap in you hat and wear it backwards. That woman is full of wokeum."

by Charlie Cheesecake October 19, 2020

woketail

A low or no alcohol cocktail that is decidedly woke.

Man I feel great after smashing a dozen woketails last night.

by BGSBGS January 9, 2021

wokeland

The home of the wokerati. A place where everything's racist and offence taking is an olympic sport

People in wokeland are so easily offended it's no wonder they can't live in the real world

by P-Kirk February 19, 2021