wankerchiefable

when a woman is so attractive you have to get out your wankerchief and masturbate into it

I saw a pretty lady on the bus wearing a red polka dot scarf - she was very wankerchiefable

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml December 11, 2017

Wankering

The act of attempting to roast but making yourself look like a wanker. Don’t do it. Please.

They were both wankering in computer science.

by Hidded May 27, 2018

Wangers

Big saggy breasts.

Big swinging balls

Often succeeds Saggy.

She has some really saggy wangers.

Oh, he has a set of saggy wangers.

by Twisted-Kitti May 29, 2018

Wangers

1) The word farmers use to call Music, Beats, or any kind of Songs

2)Irish slang for ecstasy

well bud, play a few {wangers

by wangersandbangers June 4, 2018

Wanker

Ginger who masturbates to 8th graders

Ryan Lisle is a wanker

by ..babie June 10, 2018

Wanker

Sometimes pronounced wanka, Wanker is a British term similar to douche bag meaning a very rude and disrespectful male

Shut the fuck up you wanker

by KSUTT June 11, 2018

Wanker

Canadian variant, common in the 1980's and 1990's. The equivalent of the American term, hesher. A young male who listens to metal or hard rock, wears a mullet style haircut or all around long hair, concert shirt or truck stop novelty joke shirt, Harley Davidson merchandise, high top Reebok shoes with the laces loose and tongues out. Hobbies include: amateur herpetology, getting blasted into oblivion smoking hash in the form of hot knives, drinking 60 pounder bottles of Smirnoff vodka, cruising Catholic schools at recess to pick up girls in the smoking area and playing eight-ball at the local pool hall or trailer park recreation building. Wanker tanker refers to a late 1970's model Chevy Camaro, Trans-Am or Firebird which is the chariot of choice for many wankers, as they can rarely afford a Corvette.

"Ever since Travis started listening to Dokken, he's turned into such a wanker"

by HelFyr June 12, 2018