Waffle

1. Noun: The greatest invention ever. Of all time. The most holiest of breakfast foods, the light in the age of darkness, the diamond in the rough. The food of champions.
2. Verb: To waffle: to hit a monkey with a small stick made of brass

They were waffling, but the monkeys ran away, so they went to have some waffles.

by Braavosi April 30, 2003

Waffle Maker

A person who takes shits on people's backs, and hits them with a tennis racket.

DESE NIGGAS LOVE DA WAFFLE MAKER.

by Littlemanto April 18, 2011

Purple Waffle

A bruised blue waffle.

Watch out for Emily. I heard she had a purple waffle.

by Captain Capsized October 16, 2016

blue waffle

a disease that makes vaginas blue, big, and saggy

"dude I was about to go down on this girl when I saw she had a blue waffle!"

by imonlyanatom December 3, 2010

Waffalo

:means when someone its really high and its craving buffalo wild wings and wafflo house!;you gotta be really high or drunk to ask for a waffalo:
&& you can use this world how ever you want!

you can waffalo around,etc.

i am so fucked up! we should go get a waffalo.

by Chinchanpoo! aka Pirruris! January 23, 2011

Waffle Party

The act of gang stomping a fascist or Nazi with shoes or work boots, creating a waffle pattern on the face and neck consistent with the tread of the footwear.

Saw some proud boys and patriot front guys in town. We threw a waffle party so they get even less laid.

by Dr Raoul D August 19, 2021

steamed waffle

Someone who gets constantly pwned and still thinks they're good.
Can also mean someone who thinks they know more than they actually do.

Wow, he's such a steamed waffle, he's bragging even though everyone pwned him.

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You don't even know what your talking about!! Your such a steamed waffle!

by upsdnz February 26, 2008