Laila vale

A Laila vale is an extremely beautiful and amazing girl. Who is so is kind,funny and sweet and is VERY athletic.

They brightens up any room they walk into with an amazing personality who can always put a smile on your face.

P1: Did you see that girl today?
P2: Yh she was a Laila vale.

by Cifud June 30, 2024

Flying Valeinto

When you and your significant other agree that when she is a asleep she will leave her pants off for one attempt at the valeinto…. When the male gets all geared up and jumps into bed with the hopes of penetration and not crushing pain.

Hey John I finally landed the flying Valeinto last night and the wife loved it.

by Bus if you mus May 22, 2024

arthur valencia davis lll

1017 shiesty gang blrrdd, he work at burger king in jackson Mississippi, he 17 and he wear glasses and he a real gang member who just got released from jail with kodak black he was cell mates with usher and he know how to make prison pizza. this is my little nigga arthur

that nigga arthur valencia davis lll is scared of jail and the police 😰😱😱

by reelniggaalert June 9, 2024

Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary

When the anniversary of the finalization of your divorce falls on Valentine's Day.

You can use this for any holiday just add -divorcaversary on it.

Also see Flagabirthaversary, the convergence of Flag Day, my birthday and my wedding day. Now, you see how that ended. :/

Today is the third anniversary of the finalization of my divorce so I guess it is Happy Valentine's Divorcaversary to me!

by Lauram_Ipsum February 14, 2025

Vaseline Valedictorian

Graduated in Vaseline. Had every every colour of tin, even the limited editions. You won't see them without one sliding out of their pocket every 10 to 15 minutes.

"I own every varient, flavour and scent of vaseline. I am such a vaseline valedictorian, I love it! I can't enough of the stuff"

by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026

lauren renee valdez

A girl who wants to be the best she can be and won't let you hold her back. You might not realize at first but she's enchanting in her personality and looks. Once you get to know her she is not shy at all and will blurt out anything on her mind appropriate or not. She loves animals and animals love her. She goes with the flow but if she doesn't agree she won't . If she doesn't like you , you'll know. She has a fairly large behind as well!

Bro that's Lauren Renee Valdez
Man she is smoking hot.

by Boo02 June 23, 2017

The frosty Valentine

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.

“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”

by The lonely man February 7, 2018