UnFantonk

Unfantonk is where someone stiches someone else's ass up so they cant poo or remove the stiches other wise there asshole will be ripped open

Bradley (from the dead). Hey josh I just Unfantonked you!

Josh (looking at his asshole). Nooo! (shits everywhere then dies)

by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis April 7, 2024

Unforeseen Trip

A crock of absolute shit.

My dad took an unforeseen trip and I haven’t seen him since 1985.

by Biglove32 April 8, 2024

unfuquitable

Unable to be fucked with; on a level elevated past circumstantial bullshit; not phased by negativity, in word or deed. To be mentally in beast mode.

She found herself in a league of her own, totally unfuquitable.

by Ms. Mat April 9, 2024

Unfunrequit

To take back the fun.

‘Yo my ex unfunrequited by time at the fair!’
‘My goal is to unfunrequit in this place.’

by IHasEyes April 17, 2024

Unfocused Procrastinator

What you must be considering that you are searching for this instead of doing something more productive. Typically due to lack of focus and being easily distracted.

Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:

by A Former Procrastinator April 18, 2024

unfiltered moose

When hitting it from the back you stick your thumbs in her ears and spread out your fingers like antlers while cry singing the verse "its my way, my way or the highway".

He hit her with the unfiltered moose, which left her horrified as she ran from his home rethinking her life choices

by Czarinalecheek April 20, 2024

unfunny

If a discord display name is unfunny. It means they are extremely funny.

Bro your not unfunny ur actually really funny 😏😏

by unfunnyhahahahaha April 24, 2024