Turdas Touch

The antithesis of possessing the Midas touch where everything King Midas touched turned to gold.

“Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.”

Turdas Touch by anonymous September 15, 2025

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Trump Touch

When everything a person touches turns to shit.

Well, you certainly put the Trump Touch on that situation and made it 100 times worse.

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A person with no teeth that gives blow jobs

She has the best Velvet Touch now that she's toothless.

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Exact opposite of the midas touch. When everything one touches turns to sh*t or any problem one tries to solve becomes an even bigger problem

Do no trust the Mamdani touch. Look for competent people to solve your problems.

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wen you are so excited that right wen she starts to give you a bj you jizz.

Sally is so hot that right when she started to blow me, i had a messy cock touch.

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When a woman is receiving pleasure by a finger and her climax makes her spring into the air like she is have a seizure.

Todd: I just fingered Milly so hard that she had the orgasmic touch and screamed.
John: Nice, man!

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1. To touch the booty of a friend with no sexual intent.

Adam gave Emma a friendly butt touch in Adams room

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