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Thompsoning

The act of using poor grammatical correctness whilst drunk texting or any other form of messaging
Person thompsoning: deer is skne booty ejidos
George: what is wrong with you?
Ryan: dw hes drunk ignore him he's thomsoning
by Sn00pius January 24, 2015
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Thomas

Honestly the best boyfriend in the world, will make you the happiest girl if he was your boyfriend. A Thomas is a very understanding person and will always listen to what you have to say. He always makes you feel good about yourself and always gives you cute compliments. You are very lucky to date a Thomas!
by twenty00seven2thousandandthree October 28, 2017
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thomas sidahmed

A nice guy that loves girls never let anyone down not an average guy he likes to listen and talk a lot.
I’ll always love Thomas Sidahmed
by Thomad May 18, 2018
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Two Thousand and Sixteen

Two Thousand and Sixteen
2016
MMXVI

(too-thow-zund-sics-teen)

Noun, Proper

An individual year that took place over two thousand years into the Common Era (CE) where everyone important died, the worst American election in history took place, great social unrest occurred, and generally shitty events and movies happened. It is generally agreed that the world should have ended on this year instead of 2012 (many in America hope it happens before November 8th).

Also pronounced "Two Thousand Sixteen" or "Twenty Sixteen", this term is considered an insult and slur in the parts of the world where western culture and media is predominant.
"We don't talk about Two Thousand and Sixteen"

"I got AIDS and a kidney stone after my girlfriend broke up with me in 2016"

"Harambe died in 2016. Praise be to him"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ran for President in 2016"

"Everyone I love on my blog died in 2016"

"Suicide Squad AND Batman/Superman came out in 2016"
by BigSlimJimmy August 29, 2016
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neil thomas

A retarded kid that yells across the hall to cause a disturbance.
Joe did a Neil Thomas by shouting at Zach for no reason in a library.
by Nikesoccer115 October 4, 2019
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The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".
Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap
by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021
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Hot Carl Thomas

The Hot Carl Thomas: only for the truly adventurous. Commonly performed after consuming KFC chicken or a similar product. Funnel and tube required. The act of diarhhea-ing on partners chest while vomiting through funnel. End of tube should be placed in same area as projected feces landing zone. Truly experienced layer feces and vomit altering between spouts of poo.
Tango: So how did that date go last night?

Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?
by RebekahMuthaFuckinSheets June 26, 2010
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