Patrick

A person who has a dick the size of the empire state building. He penetrates so many people women get wet at the sight of him. He is such an athletic beast that he holds every single Olympic world record.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see Patrick Walking past?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think I just came
Guy 1: Same bro

by Shrekku78 June 10, 2021

Patrick

A dumb whore who gets NO bitches. Negative bitches actually

I hate Patrick

by Pichoo February 21, 2022

Patrick

The type of guy willing to eat a few quarters and a hotwheels car for a couple dollars.

That guy over there farting on the campfire is such a patrick.

by cheesycheese2022 March 27, 2023

Patrick

That guy in my class everyone likes

OMG Is that Patrick
Yeah

by It'smee. Me June 18, 2022

Patrick

That guy in my class everyone likes

1: Is that Patrick
2: Yeahhh

by It'smee. Me June 18, 2022

Patrick

The ugliest boy known to mankind he cant even get chuzz he is a fucking autistic little shit at the age of 5 he was thrown into the trashcan. he is so chinese that you need a magnifying glass to see his eyes no need to ask him to do your homework he is dumb as fuck and cant even do his own homework. Whenever people's pets go missing they expect him to have eaten their pets. He is just a little Ching CHong who says 1,5cm is average.

Wow your a patrick

by Hak tuah guy January 29, 2025

Patrick

Australian slang for the toilet

I need to go you use the Patrick

by Emu45 June 16, 2020