splash bath

When one uses a public restroom to wash their genitalia when in expectation of sexual intercorse.

Bob needed to take a quick splash bath before seeing Jim

by Bigbagofnope December 05, 2015

Saltine Bath

Sex on the beach.

I went to Thailand and had a Saltine Bath with a hot chick.

by siberianshine May 02, 2020

Bath

A city in southwest England famous for the amount of upward turned noses who live there. Rumoured to be the inspiration for that South Park episode where everyone buys a Prius and inhales their own farts. Extremely posh, if you ignore the several billion homeless people who presumably got evicted because they could no longer afford to pay Mayfair prices for a damp, smelly roomshare.

"Wanna go to Bath this weekend so we can pay £28 for a loaf of bread and some organic hummus?"

"Sounds great. Let me just go pin my nose to my forehead first".

by Scrzabble October 15, 2020

Bath glue

The sperm left after you've had a wank in the bath, that you dodge as you quickly try to exit, but somehow sticks to an unusual part of your body.

N.b. Will not rub in, but will willingly stick to the towel.

dude, knocked one out in the bath last night, was covered in bath glue.

by Whatspauldoing September 17, 2022

bath headache

when you get out of a hot bath and all your mucles seem weak

i cant do the yardwork right now i have a bath headache

by jojopotatoe42 November 03, 2020

Bees bath

When you get it in the butt and get jizz on by 2 guys

Can I go to this bees bath party

by The real one 9 November 23, 2020

National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day

April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).

Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.

by Hecate69 April 18, 2019