Ungus

what augustus calls his penis at the urinal

"Hey ungus, the toilet's thirsty today"

by secksysecks December 14, 2019

K

The 11th digit in the alphabet, makes a kj sound.
the letter that every girl will use this letter to confuse and mind fuck you, and it is always sent by her an hour later
a sign of laziness in a girl, definitely a big red flag

(Text) M: - Let's go to the park later
(Text) F: - K

by secksysecks December 20, 2019

Axe Bath

The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.

I didn't feel like showering yesterday, so I just took an Axe Bath.

by secksysecks December 24, 2019