3 definitions by secksysecks

Ungus

what augustus calls his penis at the urinal

"Hey ungus, the toilet's thirsty today"

by secksysecks December 14, 2019

Axe Bath

The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.

I didn't feel like showering yesterday, so I just took an Axe Bath.

by secksysecks December 24, 2019

K

The 11th digit in the alphabet, makes a kj sound.
the letter that every girl will use this letter to confuse and mind fuck you, and it is always sent by her an hour later
a sign of laziness in a girl, definitely a big red flag

(Text) M: - Let's go to the park later
(Text) F: - K

by secksysecks December 20, 2019