Ripping the Tendon

A fart. Usually so loud or smelly that you would swear that something ripped.

*Person A farts*
Person B: Would you please stop ripping the tendon in front of my grandma??

Ripping the Tendon by Funky J and Fresh G June 2, 2010

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If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.

Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."

If the toilet's broken, shit outside. by micah June 19, 2010

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Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur

A tiny dinosaur that likes to pretend he is a turtle. His shell is really an acorn. He has his own comics and is usually wondering why humans do something like eating lots of noodles when he can only eat one because he's so tiny.

Holly: Did you see that new comic?

Jane: Yeah! Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur is so cuteeee!

Holly: It's so awesome!

Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur by Iloveanimalcrackers5555 February 15, 2013

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off the train

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

To be on the train means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

Related: To be on the train /To be on the desperation train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train.

- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.

off the train by a66spam February 1, 2014