twitterblasts

The sudden torrents of rank, gaseous bullshit regularly expelled by the 45th President of the United States.

So many twitterblasts come blowing out of this asshole on a regular basis.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2019

tweakertard

A person who has used so much meth that they have permanently compromised their likely previously inadequate IQ.

The man is a straight-up tweakertard who is sadly unable to complete either a task or a sentence.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

Twisted The Towel

when the towel soaks up all the lies and then you squeeze them out.

"i may have twisted the towel"

by SydTheRealRealRealKid October 16, 2019

Twosync

Two British fifa YouTubers with over 1.5 million subscribers who constantly shout 'WHAT A KNOB HEAD' at each other for views. They also have a rule that to watch their videos, you must have a brew at hand !

I watched twosync with my brew

by Jimmy Vaughan October 25, 2019

twen twen

The year 2020

You in 2019: "I'll pay you the $20 I owe you next year!"
Me in 2020: "Pay up biiatchh! $20 twen twen niiggggggaaaa!"

by www.punanitsunami.com January 4, 2020

tweedledee

a nickname for that one best friend who's your everything, the one you can't lose, she is like your second piece, she is the one you never wanna lose cause she matters the most

she is my Tweedledee

by zz.chloe.zz June 10, 2020

twigger

What you call an average twitter user that annoys you.

You: *says literally anything*
twigger: Sweety, that's problematic ...I also checked your number of followers and YIKES! Do better.

by ertffhrhb2gf August 30, 2020