A person with a muffin top or large love handles that tries to be athletic and wears work out clothes that is way to small for them and during attempted work out their muffin doth toss oh so disgustingly.
That guy on the tread mill is so disgusting his fat is jiggling all over the place. He is such a muffin tosser
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"Tossing the Salad" generally refers to prison. Blatantly put, "eating out of someone's ass". Eat their shit. Now.
"I'm the pie fucker don't you recognize me!?" "In prison, he'll be the pie. (chuckle from other guards)."-jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
by ConclaveSodomy June 24, 2004
Get the Tossing The Salad mug.(v.) The act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many Jack in the Box .99 tacos. Usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.
That Jim sure likes to eat those nasty Jack in the Box tacos; he says his dog Heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.
by A. Friend October 7, 2007
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Get the tossing neck mug.I don't mean a vegetable dish. I mean getting your asshole licked, preferably with jelly or syrup... I prefer syrup!
by Nate June 19, 2003
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