toast

To spread butter on a piece of bread.

Before the first toaster was invented Irma Toastoffski of Salem Mass. accidentally dropped some shaken cream (or butter) onto a loaf of freshly baked bread. After much debate as to whether the concoction was poisonous or not, she tried a slice of the bread and discovered that not only was it not poison, but was in fact, delicious!
Irma distributed the wonderful new pastry to her neighbors, but the superstitious Puritans accused her of witchcraft. Irma was slathered in butter and burned alive with her bread while the villagers chanted "Toast witch, toast!!"
Still, buttered bread became a huge underground success in the colonies and soon spread across the world. The rest is history.

"Toast witch, toast!"

Father Jammison bit into his secret slice of buttered bread with sinful gusto and proclaimed, "God save my wretched soul, but this is the best damn toast I've ever eaten!"

by DeepDarkHana March 9, 2011

Vivien T Thomas Medical Arts Academy

A school in Baltimore, MD full of people so stupid, it's amazing they are able to dress themselves in the morning. Too crowded hallways, with people stopping to talk to someone they saw just 5 minutes ago, making you late for your class ('cause they can't hear "excuse me!" or they just don't care). Where people in the class don't do their work and 5 minutes before it's due, they ask to see your paper, but even you don't know what's going on because 90% of the class was talking about stupid shit and you couldn't hear the teacher. In other words, if you really want to learn something, don't come here. If you made the mistake of applying here, ha good luck.

You: What high school do you go to?

Me: Vivien T Thomas Medical Arts Academy

You: what? where's that?

Me: Hell

by AngelDoll August 15, 2011

Hit The Toast

A game in which a group of males stand around a piece of toast masturbating, aiming their load at the toast. The first one to orgasm must wait till the others have finished and then must eat it.

"After Sheridan came first in that last game of Hit The Toast, he almost threw up trying to eat the slimy slice of bread."

by DTT Guitarist August 18, 2009

Tomasz

woosh, some leng guy

woosh tomasz is some leng guy

by woosh tw June 21, 2022

Toast fishing

Verb. The act of placing a piece of toast on the end of a bendy stick and toasting it on a campfire (or fireplace) from a short distance. It has been remarked by many that toast fishing is the most relaxing activity in the entire universe, however, most of those found stating this later admitted to not having experienced every activity in the universe and retracted their previous comment.

"Do you want to go toast fishing?" "No." "Ok."

by Zanda Panda October 17, 2008

Thomas Parr

A time traveling Man... Who is reported to be the oldest living man ever, and that was in the 1400's. He has been reported to have been sighted at the present time in North America, Asia, Europe and Africa. Current whereabouts: Unknown

Old Thomas Parr just google it....

by Chancedragon March 8, 2009

Thomas Dixon

Is always mistaken for clouds.

"Now Sgt.Thomas Dixon, Just what exactly is a dixon?"
"why mam it's a ...wait..what's a dixon? I thought I was explaining a lesson on clouds..."

by Leyer :D March 23, 2009