by Andrew C November 19, 2005
Get the Tard Carmug. Someone who, after passing their test, relishes in driving round, often making ridiculously short trips and irritating all those who are stuck on public transport.
Common among the student population, particularly sixth form.
Opposite of a bus wanker.
Common among the student population, particularly sixth form.
Opposite of a bus wanker.
#1 "Where's Bob?"
#2 "Aw, he's driving over. Car wanker."
Car Wanker: "Awww you still get the bus? I drove over." *flashes keys in none-subtle way*
#1 "Sorry I'm late, stupid bus. Bloody freezing too...:("
Car Wanker: "Ahh yeah buses, I remember those. I got here ages ago, nice warm drive over..."
#2 "Aw, he's driving over. Car wanker."
Car Wanker: "Awww you still get the bus? I drove over." *flashes keys in none-subtle way*
#1 "Sorry I'm late, stupid bus. Bloody freezing too...:("
Car Wanker: "Ahh yeah buses, I remember those. I got here ages ago, nice warm drive over..."
by Rawr xD September 10, 2010
Get the Car Wankermug. A passtime where a person rides on the outside of a car. In modern car surfing a cord is wearn around the weast of the car surfer and is like a bungie cord. But it is still a very dangerous sport.
by Deep blue 2012 May 3, 2010
Get the Car surfingmug. another word used to describe a blow job which is the act of having sex with the mouth look also in oral sex
"dude i was at my girlfriends house and she gave me a car wash, she washed the most important car of all"
by xander torres June 27, 2008
Get the car washmug. A car that manages to be about as long as the average bicycle, almost as fuel efficient, and probably about as safe in a collision with another automobile.
See also, "things that look like windup toys".
See also, "things that look like windup toys".
by Spelaea February 6, 2012
Get the Smart Carmug. by hoze September 14, 2004
Get the car bombmug. by idiot-car June 11, 2006
Get the big carmug.