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sponge

That guy laying in a pool of his own piss is a sponge.
by Nmugsy January 31, 2004
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Spongebob

Short sweet and to the point, Spongebob is the antichrist, sent here to poison the youth of the world.
Spongebob will take over the world so that he can have nightly butt sex with Inuyasha.
by Griff March 24, 2005
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Sponsored

For a female to have large breasts, only because she is/they are fat.

The size of a girl's breasts are "sponsored" by the fat.
1."Her boobs are huge dude!" "Yeah but she's totally sponsored."

2."Dude her tits are sponsored." "Haha! Yeah I know."
by Baller Status March 19, 2008
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SpongeBob

The show that after the second season made most kids gay
I Just got a boner from watchign spongebob and patrick hug.
by CPa SWR May 18, 2010
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Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.

The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.

Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.

Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.
by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009
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Spongebob Squarepants

by kingofbergers September 7, 2011
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Spongebob

An annoying yellow sponge who's laugh makes you want to kill yourself.
"Dude I just watched spongebob"
"I can't take spongebobs laugh"
by Brisimonetti November 11, 2014
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